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Saturday, March 21, 2009
Omg yesterday was the most interesting night ever! Lemme start on what i did the whole day.
I become the maid by cleaning the kitchen and the whole house, vacumming the house and mopping the kitchen while fatworm happily went out (she know she can slack since im on my holidays). After the whole maid thing, i went to clean my cupboard. Hurray now it can put more clothes. So i finished like ard 4 plus. Mum came home and bought KFC for me and i ate everything up cause i was so starved.
So in the late evening raSHIT came to my house to finally take the books for him to read. He came from the ADIDAS SALE and he didnt buy anything for me. So anyway he was there for around 2 hrs chit- chatting about OCH, black cats and disney and yada yada yada.
So after that rot for awhile before watching the 9 o'clock chinese show followed by ghost whisperer on tv then i came online! I was freaking bored so i disturbed raSHIT again and he gave me this link to the "Singapore's online kween of bitching that ever exist". The blog was pretty interesting and funny and then after awhile raSHIT added me to the convo with his friend, teresa! So i had a fun time ganging up with her to bully raSHIT till he called another of his friend, rizal, for backup! Unforturnately, his backup joined our force and we 3 ended up bullying him more. haha. ( see raSHIT , always treat ur friends nicely now they gang up with me to bully you)
So while i was chatting, i heard my brother came home, he was taking fast steps so i thought he needed to pee badly but when he open the door he said "Adek, nak tengok orang terjun diri?"(translate: sis, you want to see someone jump down the building) So i was damn excited and run out with him and sure enough the blok in front of mine, there was a guy sitting on the ledge on the 12 storey. He was yelling something to the police and downstairs the fireman was already setting up the air cushion in case he did jump down. So this man, was taking his own sweet time, he kept moving along the ledge and my mum was going "eh takut nye mak kalau jatuh mcm mane!" So, as all suicide jumpers, he wouldnt allow anyone near him, not even his friends when they came up. While he keep on moving, the fireman downstairs had to keep moving the air cushion. After a while, 2 policemen went to the rooftop. I've got no idea what they doing there, but my dad say they wanted to abseil down and push the guy back into the building but he said there was no place for hook or something along that line.
So by then quite alot of people was looking from the bustop, and the man was already halfway through to the other side. Then, i noticed the fireman was getting closer to him on both sides and while he was talking to his father, i know cause i heard "Im talking to my appa, dont come near, dont come near!" Then one brave fireman just ran and grabbed him back to safety and there was applause from the crowd downstairs when the man was saved. My brother who sitting outside watching like me, went in the house going "waste my fucking time" cause like me he wanted to see the man jump down. Not being evil but i just want to see how everyone will respond to that. So he was handcuffed (duh) and i heard loud wailings coming from the guy. Disappointed by the no show, i went in and sleep. haha.
So the moral of the story is ( yes there is a moral), if you want to commit suicide, just jump and dont think too much and make sure you jump before the firemen can set up the air cushion and make sure you die. If you survive the ordeal you'll go to jail and in the case of the man, im sure he'll be jailed too for attempting suicide. So want to die just die. Happening right my neighbourhood! hahahaha.
Ouh i did have fun talking to raSHIT's friends and sorry no pic cause fatworm took the camera and cant see anything from my phone cause it was too dark.