pretentious rubbish
Tuesday, May 19, 2009
Lets all strangle shafiqah for that post. Not funny lah.
Yes she finds joy in disturbing the hell out of me when she is suppose to do her essay. Dont come complaining to me when the dateline is soon arh. Ouh and dont forget who is joining us on sunday. Then we shall see who will have the last laugh. MUAHAHHAHHAHA (which is me since i just laughed and you are prolly snoring away in lala land now.)
Ouh anybody read The New Paper horoscope which is published every sunday? its damn funny lah.
Taurus: Inspiration will hit you this week when you least expect it, breaking your nose with a perfect right hook.
Gemini: It may seem like you are hearing voices in your head. Thats how a Bluetooth headset works.
Cancer: You will finally be promoted after 10 years on the job. Congratulations, Mr Senior French Fry Fryer.
Leo: You will attempt to escape Singapore using an inprovised flotation device. Unforturnately, your inprovisation sucks and you find out too late that tyres only float if they have that inflatable inner tube iniside.
Virgo: You will reveal to friends what a Trekkie nerd you are when you attempt to win arguements by threatening to set your phasers to "kill".
Libra: Virgo's old guard has been replaced by a new exco. Henceforth, its horoscope will be free of homosexual jokes.
Scorpio: Everyone laughed when your classmates voted you "Most Likely to Cause the Extinction of Six Species of Birds". Well no one's laughing now.
Sagittarius: Even though she's now officially married, you will continue to hold on to your " Fann My Flame of Love" t-shirt, just in case.
Capricorn: Now that Star Trek and Mr Spock are cool again, so's your haircut. (my fave lol)
Aquarius: You will invent a new quirky dance that will be all on the rage on Youtube. It will be called "OHMYGODOHMYGODGEDDITOFFMEICANFEELITSLEGS"
Pices: You will deliver a woman's baby in a taxi but no one will hail you as a hero because the taxi wasnt stuck in traffic and the baby isnt due for another eight weeks.
Aries: After two eye patches, you will learn that when people say " an eye for an eye", its only a figure of speech.
(taken by The New paper 17 may 09)
LOL funny right funny right, if you dont find it funny then there must be something wrong with your sense of humour.